B Gata H Kei 11 – My heart has been stolen

I actually waited for almost two weeks before I began writing this. I know for a fact that I need to review this episode one more time before I can say anything about it. But upon a second watch, my laughter did not wane and my enthusiasm stayed strong.

My God, my God, where can I find a girl like her? She may not be “Jessie’s Girl” but where can I find a woman like that?

(Warning, 80’s reference ahead) –
Jessie is a friend,
Yeah, I know he’s been
A good friend of mine
But lately something’s changed
That ain’t hard to define
Jessie’s got himself a girl
And I want to make her mine
And she’s watching him with those eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that body,
I just know it
Yeah ‘n’ he’s holding her in his arms late,
Late at night

You know, I wish that I had Jessie’s girl,
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman like that
I play along with the charade,
there doesn’t seem to be a reason to change
You know, I feel so dirty
When they start talking cute
I wanna tell her that I love her,
But the point is probably moot
‘Cos she’s watching him with those eyes
And she’s lovin’ him with that body,
I just know it
And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

Like Jessie’s girl,
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
Where can I find a woman,
Where can I find a woman like that
And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time,
Wondering what she don’t see in me
I’ve been funny,
I’ve been cool with the lines
Ain’t that the way
Love supposed to be
Tell me, where can I find a woman like that

[Solo]

You know, I wish that I had Jessie’s girl,
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl
I want Jessie’s girl,
Where can I find a woman like that, like
Jessie’s girl,
I wish that I had Jessie’s girl,
I want,
I want Jessie’s girl

Well, in this case, I want Kosuda’s girl. She’s hot, she’s cool, she’s sexy, but yet she’s shy when it comes to the actual stuff. But please don’t forget, she’s also funny and has a lolita voice.

It’s an arrow through my heart and the hearts of millions of Otaku men all over the world. Go ahead and pat yourself on the back, Tamura Yukari, this may be your last major role since you’re over 30 years old, but you leave us with a bang that shall not be forgotten.

But that’s not all, the timing of the episode was simply right on, the characters are funny, the situation was awkward and the temptation was great.

Goddman, I didn’t forsee this to be such a great show!

So like I said, Yamada is my waifu! Kanojo wa Ore no Yome!