Valentine’s Day comes again… No White Day for me, so “naturally,” I have to celebrate Black Day this year…otra vez…
My fuzzy Valentine… Leave little Valentine, leave! Each day is Black Day.
Cacophony (discord, dissonance) in Brazilian is “desafinado.” Just like my heart without symphony. 3-D squeals queasy, played by Misoharmonic, so disharmonic. Never received honmei choco…no chocophony. So, I find 3-D all phony. Thus, I seek moephony in 2-D…
Hence, here’s my Cacophony To Valentine’s Day.
2-D Girls Are Better Than 3-D Girls
written by M. LaMoe
I wanna date a girl
I wanna touch a girl
I wanna kiss a girl
And wanna hug a girl
Oh yes, skinship!
Skinship is what I truly need
But no girl has dated me
No girl has touched me
‘Cause they all have boyfriends
Some even got husbands
So instead of boobs
I drink some booze
To 2-D girls
That’s my moe
Wise man says,
“Just ignore these 3-D girls.
So you can attain blissful enlightenment.”
But cute-looking girls still captivate me
And I really wanna touch them
But they don’t let me
So I just touch myself
Thinking ‘bout 2-D girls
2-D girls, better than 3-D girls
2-D girls for sure are better than 3-D girls
8 thoughts on “Cacophony To Valentine’s Day”
Cacophony in spanish is also desafinado, i like your song a lot pretty catchy 8D, if you put brad pit in the video it will sell bucketloads, believe it.
Hey i always thought 2-D girls are better than 3-D girls, i dont know if you saw phantom but eins reaction when she encounters again with reiji and what she told him, is not what you are going to get with a 3-D girl, she my imply that those scars are your fault and you should paid the surgery 8D 2D Girls RULES…..
Thank you very much for the compliment! I’m flattered! LOL, yeah, definitely Brad Pitt should do a music video for us instead of running for mayor of New Orleans! Yet, we don’t have enough dinero to pay him like these big Japanese corporations to hire Hollywood stars to do commercials for us.
I see, oh yeah, Brazilian and Español are similar. Thanks for the info!
Yes, 2-D girls rule! Phantom is pretty heavy for a peacenik otaku. Great show though. Yeah, Elen’s cool! Cheers to 2-D girls!
So true, so sad, yet so GOOD >.<
I believe anime is an projection of something we truly want to be real, but unfortunately isn't possible. Just like 2-D girls…
But hey. I'm wondering, is that voice in the song yours, LaMoe?
Thank you for the compliment! Yeah, a projection, dream, wish, hope, eschaton. 2-D girls and nirvana are unreachable, unattainable, impossible to immanetize the eschaton. So being for the sake of 2-D girls is for the sake of nirvana.
Y, y…yes. That’s an otaku moaning and wiping. Causing cacophony.
Hey, just wanted to say, I really enjoyed reading your ‘2d diet’ paper, I agree with many of the points. I disagree with not drinking alcohol though, but that is because my angel loves to drink, and I only drink whenever it is a special day for me and her.
Ohhh, that one! Thank you for reading that! Yeah, 2-D diet! It was based on Timur’s story. Ah, speaking of alcohol, I just drank amazake on All Girls Day on March 3rd. Tres de marzo. It’s Japanese tradition. Yes, I drink alcohol for special occasions like that too. So, I’m not fundamental about it though I try to stay away from alcohol rest of the time.
Haha, this is going directly to my iphone 😀
Thanks! Glad that you liked it!
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