The Puella Magi Contract Memorial Wall: Your Wishes, Reprinted

Three weeks ago, Anime Diet was seized by Kyubey in a hostile takeover, in order to drive innocent girls to make Puella Magi contracts.  We all know the tragic consequences of these devilish deals and it was only through great effort and struggle that the site was restored to normal.

And now that all is once again right with the world, we wish to honor all the fallen souls by listing the best wishes that were made. They reflect the hopes and dreams of people, the aspirations that would cause someone to give everything up. We must remember them.

Some entries describe the wishes of many people:

world peace  —anonymous

And others were, well, just strange.

I want to become a famous poodle. ^_^ —Bob Smith

Please turn all men with a mole on their back into lizards! —animemiz

Another wanted objects of value.

i want lots of money to buy lots of figurines 😀  —silk hat

And others were motivated by love (names withheld in first entry to protect the innocent):

To make my long time childhood friend and crush forcibly take me away from my current boy friend.

Homura Akemi as my new assistant. —The Doctor

There were some surprising, familiar names who wished for very specific fates.

I wish I could fucking murder that asshole Kira Yamato. —Shinn Asuka

I wish my head wouldn’t hurt so much when I use my eyes... —Shiki Tohno

I wish Rin were more healthy. —Len Kagamine

Others seemed well aware of the risks and were perhaps more in tune with reality than we thought.

To not turn into a witch and keep my soul in my body. —Lisa Simpson

And, finally, wishes we can all easily agree upon. Especially the last one.

I wish for a speedy and somewhat uplifting ending to Puella Magi Madoka Magica. —Michael is Low on Hit Points

I wish this page to receive no more visits. :p —Abril Pinero

The last wish has already come true. No more contracts will ever be made.

Thank you to all the souls who gave their lives for good and for their contributions! A final debriefing (ie, a review of Madoka Magica) will commence tomorrow.