Attack On Titan: Ode to Mikasa’s 6 pack abs.

[display_podcast]As I wrote before, Mikasa’s abs were shocking, even more shocking than cannibalism from Attack On Titan. The most shocking thing from that anime, I mean the most shocking thing happened to me in my entire moe life. So, as an aspiring lyricist, it was urgent to have a song produced to express this shockness. I was going to program Megurine Luka for this song, but got busy with capitalism lately, but later at some point I will post it with a Luka version, but anyway here is the lyrics:

Mikasa is beautifugly

Mikasa the cutest girl that I had ever seen
Anime the 2D world that I could only depend
Mikasa so exquisite that I had ever dreamed
Till I saw her working out without any uniform

Mikasa Mikasa
Her eyes are very cold
Like a killing machine on the horizon

To Moe pigs, she’s such a turn off
Coz they never wanna see
That disgusting abs on the horizon

Mikasa’s six pack abs I never wanna see
Terminator 2 just gave me the same repulsiveness
Sara Conner freaked me out with over-muscularness
Never dreamed of seeing this in the form of anime!

Mikasa Mikasa
Her eyes are very cold
Like a killing machine on the horizon

To Moe pigs, she’s such a turn off
Coz they never wanna see
That disgusting abs on the horizon

Ah, Mikasa is cute
Shubirapapayaya
Mikasa is strong
But beautifugly, because of six pack abs

Ah, don’t wear bikini,
Shubirapapayaya
Don’t expose your abs
Only wear sukumizu, keep your abs to yourself, or to Eren Yeager
Otherwise please cover that shit!

Images below for 6 pack abs fetishists. 🙂