Kyon-kun, Denwa Song
Posted by moritheil on 31 Aug 2009 at 7:59 am | Categories: Audio Columns, Original Content, Poetry
Kyon-kun, denwa (キョンくん, 電話)
[With apologies to Leonard Cohen]
I heard there was a secret chord
Nagato played that pleased the Lord
but you don’t really care for spoilers, do ya?
Well it goes like this: the fourth, the fifth
the minor fall and the major lift
the baffled queen composing Kyon-kun, denwa~
Kyon-kun, denwa…
Well your faith was strong but you needed proof
you saw her batting on the roof
her beauty and the espers overthrew ya.
She tied you to her kitchen chair;
she broke your throne – she cut your hair -
and from imouto drew the Kyon-kun, denwa~
Kyon-kun, denwa…
Senpai, I’ve been here before.
I’ve seen this room and I’ve walked this floor;
I used to live alone before I knew ya.
I’ve seen your flag on the marble arch
but time is not a victory march:
it’s a cold and it’s an endless Kyon-kun, denwa~
Kyon-kun, denwa…
There was a time you let me through
between abusing Mikuru
but now you never show that to me, do you?
But remember when I moved in you
and the holy dove was moving too
and every breath we drew was Kyon-kun, denwa~
Well, maybe there’s a Haruhi
but all she ever said to me
was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
it’s not a cry that you hear at night
it’s not somebody who’s seen the light
it’s a cold and it’s an endless Kyon-kun, denwa~
Kyon-kun, denwa…
Tags: endless eight, haruhi suzumiya, humor, Kyon-kun, leonard cohen, ongaku, song downloads, キョンくん, 電話
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LOLOLOLOLOLOL EPIC! 73/10!!!
(btw the last pic is what I based my avatar on! +1)
You did mention some time ago that this post would be related to キョンくん 、電話 but I never thought it would be a song. Anyway…
Lol. This is just plain awesome. I give it an Endless 8/10.
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“it’s a cold and it’s an endless Kyon-kun, denwa~” – LOL
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This is really funny, and to the tune of my favorite song. Heh.
Simply awesome.
http://fuzakenna.com/2009/09/05/digital-boy-sings-call-me-call-me-by-yoko-kanno-and-steve-conte-from-cowboy-bebop/#comments
You guys should both perform live for us!
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Thanks! I am gratified to see that this was so well-received.
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