Golgo 13 – an asshole writing about a cool dick.

Asshole? Me. Cool dick? DUKE Togo.

Wow, that was an interesting experience. After knowing that the should’ve been-prime minister (and god for Otakus in addition ot Haruhi) Aso Taro-sama (yeah right) love this little manga, I decided that I have to check out the anime!

Well, the only thing I was disappointed was for the lack of acting or facial expression of DUKE…Oh wait, that’s right! He’s tough, he’s rough in bed, and he’s Japanese!

Should’ve know better than to watch an show with an actual manly male lead! I’m so used to watching females leading everything!

But I have to give it to him, he really IS badass.

I don’t think I know anyone in real life who can snipe someone from 2 Kilo away.

I don’t think I know anyone in real life that can take on TEXAS MAFIA (they have Mafia in Texas? Wow they must have HUUUUUUUGE guns and HUUUUUUUUGE plates of pasta)!

I don’t think I know anyone in real life that can make a hooker orgasm 1500 times and still has that stoic face. Steven Segal, Shaft, and Clint Eastwood, step aside!

I never realized Japanese superheros are like this – stoic, cool, extremely careful, silent, and does women like a god.

Damn, he’s good. I actually do respect his character despite my poking fun at this show. I do. This is one hell of a tough son of bitch that I don’t want to piss off. Finally a real tough guy in anime.

Now, the only thing I wonder is that why someone who likes golgo 13 also likes Rozen Maiden…

But DUKE is one tough motherfucker. Good show with one hell of a good, perhaps old fashioned, tough son of a gun. A 100% manly watch.

P.S. I love his name. I think I’m naming my dog “Duke”. But I’ll bet the guys in “Troops” can’t tell the difference. But seriously, a hell of a watch of a real man in anime. Give it a shot if you’re sick of wuss leads.

Author: Ray

I'm a hardcore Anime Fan and I'm proud of it. I know so many things and I've acquired so much knowledge you wouldn't believe. But my love is anime. I've been drifting in this world for so long that I don't even know what an anchor means. I've seen so many shows that I've lost count. The only thing I'm sure of myself is that I care for the lowly and disenfranchised. I hate the rich and powerful and I love what I do, or what I can do. I like anime and I don't mind watching different types of shows. I have experience in different types of Japanese animation. I would be called an "expert" in a bizzaro world. One day, I'd like to start a revolution. I love the US, pizza, beer, sashimi, Chinese food, and steak. But I love freshly baked bread more than a well-aged steak. In reality, if I were born Japanese I'd be a real, hardcore Otaku. I love to love and I can hate strongly. I'm passionate in nature and I don't mind shedding tears. I can be reached at rayyhum777 at animediet. My Twitter is rayyhum777 at twitter.

3 thoughts on “Golgo 13 – an asshole writing about a cool dick.

  1. Hello Raymond,

    I just stumbled on this website and I love it. Raymond, ur a funny son of a bitch – probably one of the greatest first impressions I’ve read ever. I am going to have to check Golgo 13 out – sounds like a bad motherfuker. Anyways, Anime-Diet, keep up the good work – this site has become my favourite anime blogging site.

    Once again, keep up the good work and keep posting informative, funny, and nonstop profanity on ur reviews

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