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Sorakake 03 – I’m going, I’m going…Aaaahh…That was good baby.

   January 20, 2009  2 Comments on Sorakake 03 – I’m going, I’m going…Aaaahh…That was good baby.
It’s YURI! Y U R I! You dumbass!
WAAA! I’m not ready for that yet!
Well, maybe being lesbo would help!
But you didn’t perform well! You were terrible!
Ahhh…Now get me some tea!
phallic symbol number four AKA extended shaft
phallic symbol number three AKA golden balls
phallic symbol number two AKA drill
phallic symbol number one AKA tentacle

Should I write this one? Should I?

You know when that happens? When the colony lost its family jewels? Men, doesn’t that suck? I mean, we must finish firing to feel good, but what happens when you lose the tamago? I mean, especially if you need the golden balls? Well, get a girl in a mecha to deliver them, silly!

So like Leo (not the porn star) the colony feels lethargic, and he needs some relief, but his storage of man-milk energy is out. What can be done? Well, have Akiha to bring him the golden balls! Fetch me the balls!

Be gentle! He says, when Akiha accidentally delivers too hard and it hurt his crotch acceptance mechanism. But hey, after she put the golden salty balls into the right slots, well, it’s time to fire the beam!

Aim well, girl! And press that trigger! Fire toward the middle of the BIG BEN! Don’t you want to see the Big Ben?

Only I can fire that hard baby! Do I make you horny, baby, do I? HAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA! HAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAAhA! HAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear that music piece? In my head, it translated into “Hallelujah! I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m coming! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!! Hallelujah! I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m coming to Kingdom come!”

I’m going…I’m going…I’m going…I’m…….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

The enemy colony, who happens to be a male one, screams: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Leo quotes poetry lines and enjoys his after glow. Like a good ol’ European noble in the past, he wants some tea. I wonder Mike, who loves European loyalty and political intrigue, can relate to that?

“Bring me some tea, wench!”

Today’s men: “Get me the smoke, woman!”

And then there were some plots, which I didn’t understand because too much was going on.

Did anyone enjoy Leo’s money shot? Har har har har har…

Oh and, the mechas were cool. Imouto-chan KAAAWAAAIIII!!!

Author: Ray

I'm a hardcore Anime Fan and I'm proud of it. I know so many things and I've acquired so much knowledge you wouldn't believe. But my love is anime. I've been drifting in this world for so long that I don't even know what an anchor means. I've seen so many shows that I've lost count. The only thing I'm sure of myself is that I care for the lowly and disenfranchised. I hate the rich and powerful and I love what I do, or what I can do. I like anime and I don't mind watching different types of shows. I have experience in different types of Japanese animation. I would be called an "expert" in a bizzaro world. One day, I'd like to start a revolution. I love the US, pizza, beer, sashimi, Chinese food, and steak. But I love freshly baked bread more than a well-aged steak. In reality, if I were born Japanese I'd be a real, hardcore Otaku. I love to love and I can hate strongly. I'm passionate in nature and I don't mind shedding tears. I can be reached at rayyhum777 at animediet. My Twitter is rayyhum777 at twitter.
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2 thoughts on “Sorakake 03 – I’m going, I’m going…Aaaahh…That was good baby.”

  1. Haha, interesting screenshots and review. Can’t wait to watch this ep, even though it does seem like they went a bit..um..overboard with the innuendo. -wry-

  2. Sadly what goes through my mind is not that this isn’t applicable; it’s that this is applicable to most anime.  You have come close to writing the universal episode review.

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