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Zeonists’ Bonfire

Ray August 11, 2009

From ANN –

Man Arrested for Burning Down Home over Gundam Models

… Kasai City near Kobe have arrested a 29-year-old factory worker…his mother had gotten rid of…

Ray’s Take: “Sieg Zeon! Sieg Zeon! Sieg Zeon!” The crowd surrounding the home shouted. “Stand up, citizens, and support us in our fight against tyranny!” Said one unemployed 42-year-old man holding a plastic model of Zaku I, the initial antognist nation mecha featured in Gundam 0079.

The crowded cheered as he preached standing on a crate creaking under his weight with the 29-year-old factory worker’s home burning in the background. “The Earth’s gravity is weighing us down on the path to evolution!” He added.

The MP from the Earth Federation has already arrested a score of these Zeon supportors, or “Zeonists”, as they termed, but the protest continues even as we speak…

…OK, reality check…DUDE JUST GO OUT AND BUY SOME MORE!!! DUH!

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Author: Ray

I'm a hardcore Anime Fan and I'm proud of it. I know so many things and I've acquired so much knowledge you wouldn't believe. But my love is anime. I've been drifting in this world for so long that I don't even know what an anchor means. I've seen so many shows that I've lost count. The only thing I'm sure of myself is that I care for the lowly and disenfranchised. I hate the rich and powerful and I love what I do, or what I can do. I like anime and I don't mind watching different types of shows. I have experience in different types of Japanese animation. I would be called an "expert" in a bizzaro world. One day, I'd like to start a revolution. I love the US, pizza, beer, sashimi, Chinese food, and steak. But I love freshly baked bread more than a well-aged steak. In reality, if I were born Japanese I'd be a real, hardcore Otaku. I love to love and I can hate strongly. I'm passionate in nature and I don't mind shedding tears. I can be reached at rayyhum777 at animediet. My Twitter is rayyhum777 at twitter.