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Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147

The Onion

Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147

TOKYO —”Our society [is] temporarily reverting to a pre-cyberunification era,” said prime minister Shinzo Abe, speaking non-telekinetically for the first time.

The best parts include the “Procross Buster Quasigravitic Lensing Frame,” the “Asahi Ultima Crisis,” and “Trinity Flow,” the harmonic frequency that connects everyone cybernetically. Cheeseball anime and manga writers couldn’t have said it better.

Studios, start your pens! And now, for me, back to reading more theology.

Author: gendomike

Michael lives in the Los Angeles area, and has been into anime since he saw Neon Genesis Evangelion in 1999. Some of his favorite shows include Full Metal Alchemist, Honey and Clover, and Welcome to the NHK!. Since 2003 he has gone to at least one anime convention every year. A public radio junkie, which naturally led to podcasting, he now holds a seminary degree and is looking to become Dr. Rev. Otaku Bible Man any day now. Michael can be reached at You can also find his Twitter account at @gendomike.