Category: Believe What You Hear
Obama Declares it Legal to Marry 2D Fictional Characters in the US
WASHINGTON – In a surprise move today, US President Barack Obama issued an official Executive Order that from henceforth it is now legal for individuals…
Mai Waifu
As spring approaches, Valentine’s Day is upon us, and even the most hardened anime otaku’s thoughts must turn to love. Though some resist this destiny,…
Ni-pah, Yaan, Au, Fuwa-Fuwa (NYAF)
Anime Diet East will be spreading its banner and once again making the sacred pilgrimage to New York for the New York Anime Festival. Oddly…
A Brave New Divergence
I have seen the future, and it is fantastic. Multicolored hair! Massive oppai¹! Quantum everything! Cool robots! Just ignore the bizarre displays of objectum sexual²…
Anime Diet wishes you a happy Cirno Day
Anime Diet wishes all residents of Gensyoko a happy Cirno Day. ZUN, creator of Touhou, alternately labeled Cirno “the strongest faerie” and “⑨ – idiot.” …
Shocking! The Chief Editor and the Dreamer of Anime Diet Found Together not in San Francisco!
From the Diet 3 Daily – Bangkok, Thailand, Sept. 3, 2009. Our reporters discovered with much shock that the overlords of Anime Diet, Maike, AKA …