Should I write this one? Should I?
You know when that happens? When the colony lost its family jewels? Men, doesn’t that suck? I mean, we must finish firing to feel good, but what happens when you lose the tamago? I mean, especially if you need the golden balls? Well, get a girl in a mecha to deliver them, silly!
So like Leo (not the porn star) the colony feels lethargic, and he needs some relief, but his storage of man-milk energy is out. What can be done? Well, have Akiha to bring him the golden balls! Fetch me the balls!
Be gentle! He says, when Akiha accidentally delivers too hard and it hurt his crotch acceptance mechanism. But hey, after she put the golden salty balls into the right slots, well, it’s time to fire the beam!
Aim well, girl! And press that trigger! Fire toward the middle of the BIG BEN! Don’t you want to see the Big Ben?
Only I can fire that hard baby! Do I make you horny, baby, do I? HAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA! HAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAAhA! HAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear that music piece? In my head, it translated into “Hallelujah! I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m coming! I AM COMING!!!!!!!!!! Hallelujah! I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m coming! I’m coming to Kingdom come!”
I’m going…I’m going…I’m going…I’m…….AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
The enemy colony, who happens to be a male one, screams: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Leo quotes poetry lines and enjoys his after glow. Like a good ol’ European noble in the past, he wants some tea. I wonder Mike, who loves European loyalty and political intrigue, can relate to that?
“Bring me some tea, wench!”
Today’s men: “Get me the smoke, woman!”
And then there were some plots, which I didn’t understand because too much was going on.
Did anyone enjoy Leo’s money shot? Har har har har har…
Oh and, the mechas were cool. Imouto-chan KAAAWAAAIIII!!!