This threat, according to some Japanese insider source, actually has its roots stemming from the ancient Japanese tradition of assassins, also know as Ninjas. The latest attack was launched against the most visible landmark in New York City, the empire’s center of monetary greed and corruption.
Imperial citizens have been called to search and destroy any foreigner that doesn’t have that American feeling inside or on the outside or in thoughts. Alert level Sigma Red has been issued by the Homeland Security Agency.
Note: YES I’M JOKING! Gosh…
