EVOL, hole in one!

For there are eunuchs who were born that way, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others—and there are those who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. – Jesus of Nazareth

Men with no sexual contact are usually despised. Yes, like a eunuch, castrado, celibate. Yet, Christ discusses three types of eunuch, 1. natural celibate, 2. involuntary celibate, 3. voluntary celibate.

Genetic eunuchs feel sex is not urgent. They have a weak sexual desire or completely none of it. Some theologian interprets natural eunuch is about a homosexual if that’s about people who aren’t naturally interested in heterosexual relationships. It can be, but I think it’s more about effeminate men. Yes, soshokukei (草食系 “herbivore”)

And most importantly, eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, i.e., involuntary celibacy or Incel. Yes, a kimo-ota like me. Macho capitalist system or patriarchal capitalism makes us eunuchs. Romantic capitalism makes us celibates. Just because of our genetic makeup, yes love-shyness, a soshokukei trait, either brainwashed or unevolved girls don’t find it appealing enough to hold our hands, consequently making us eunuchs. Thus, soshokukei boys are degraded to kimo-ota.

But voluntary celibates are highly respected. Yes, like Gautama Siddhartha, the most famous zesshokukei danshi (絶食系男子 “fasting man”). Bhikku is a beggar who renounced his luxurious life of his own free will. Voluntary beggars. Those people are the ones who choose to live like eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven.

But why are involuntary beggars frowned upon? We’re beggars by no fault of our own. Beggars who have been made beggars by others, i.e., involuntary bhikkus, but we’re still bhikkus, thus, we’re holy and noble too. So, show us some respect!

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Andy W. Hole the hole digger and MIX the hole fixer. Awesome coupling! MIX is just a prude, not a voluntary eunuch. Just like the Zentradi, extremely rigid and authoritarian as a result of erotophobia as John Ince of The Politics Of Lust argues. But she’s not fixing the void, but just covering it with a rag. So, the void is actually not filled! If not filled, Guilty Crown‘s Shuu will get into your heart and destroy it. Pink Floyd sang, “Dig the hole.” Beatles sang, “Fix the hole.” Not to let the rain get in. Not to get an orgasmic union.

So, EVOL’s students are all eunuchs (virgins). MIX is an eunuch made by others. “Others” is school authority in this case. Although I went to co-ed school like Kibbutz, I always felt like a Zentradi who just saw a kiss between Ichijou Hikaru and Hayase Misa, screaming “Protoculture!” Translated, “Oh, my God! They’re having skinship!” Just like when otakus see Amagami’s kiss scene on niconico. Westermarck didn’t work for me. So, what we need is Glasnost. Yes, Zentradi’s contact with the earthlings was indeed Glasnost. So, yes, the 9th episode of Aquarion EVOL was Glasnost! The meganekko finally gets “cultured”! Finally “knows” what culture is like! And they fly to the starry sky.

Hole In One

Homophones of Seikan Hikou, the best song from Secross F, I mean, Macross F. 星間飛行 (starry flight) 性感秘孔 (sexual sensation pressure point) 性感非行 (sexual sensation delinquency) 性感飛行 (sexual sensation flight)

Kansei No Hanran. 感性の反乱 (sensitivity rebel), But EVOL is Seikan No Hanran. 性感の氾濫 (sexual sensibility inundation).

Thus, eunuchs of the world, unite! Let’s go have secross! And the real translation of “unite” is not 団結 (danketsu) but 合体 (gattai). Communist Manifesto‘s real translation is, 万国の労働者よ、合体せよ!”Bankoku no roudousha yo, gattai seyo! (Workers of the world, unite!)” Yes, gattai is culture! Skinship is culture! Let’s culture!


Author: Monsieur LaMoe

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