They actually got a real live native English speaker for this trailer–and he even has the TV Announcer Guy voice! (He’s not deep and gravelly to have the “Movie Guy” voice though–the “in a world…” voice.) Though I can tell he probably didn’t write the following:
This is a solid juvenile renaissance…much more innocent than adolescence, much more cruel than pure love!
It does, however, have one of the all-time records for audacious promises. TV Announcer Guy, after all, assures us that
H20 will ROCK YOUR SOUL!
One wonders whether this is a direct pitch to American and other English-speaking fansub watchers. If it is, I am happy to accept some hard cash in exchange for
positive reviews careful, objective consideration for a show I would almost surely, based on what I see in this trailer, give very negative reviews!
If not, well–we’ll see just how much this rocks my soul. [Folds arms skeptically]
HT to Xebek for this.