Black Day, single awareness day…

April 14, 2012 | by | 11 comments

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Black Day again… Even Christ talks about us singles (incels), “there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others.” So, here I present a jisaku-poemu song as a chuuni lyricist.

Valentine’s Day without any chocolate, thus failed to celebrate White Day…while seeing icha-icha (lovey dovey) couples walking down the street, holding each other’s hands giggling, your soul gem suffers first degree burns, can’t help but scream, “Riajuu must explode!”

St. Valentine’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band? Give me a break. Rather paint it black with Dokupe (Dr. Pepper) besides black sauce of jajangmyeon. Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band… Is that gonna quench our thirst, which is exactly Sehnsucht in German, or Saudade in Brazilian?

So, let us celebrate Black Day! 

I Peropero 2D Girls

All I want is kiss, for Paradise Regained
So I snuck the drink she had, *Dokupe’s Lonely Hearts
Indirectly I had skinship with her

But she caught my sin, and she grabbed her phone
She said, “Noli Me Tangere (Don’t you get near me). Or I will call the cops!”
Won’t she ever get I was in love with her?

Those 廃人(drug addicts) have found LSD
But we the 2D girl addicts are gonna find true love in 2D
We’re gonna build our own harem of loli, tsundere, twin tail
But you see, all I taste is just LCD

So I peropero twin tail
Peropero tsundere
Peropero yandere
Loli/yojo peropero
Peropero peropero
But taste of my tears mixed with LCD

*Dokupe – An abbreviation of “Dr. Pepper” in Japanese. A favorite drink of KamiMemo‘s Alice, and also Steins;Gate‘s Okarin and Chris.

Day of Yamome (single). ヤモメイト Yamomate (yamome + mate) just like otomate (otome + mate). Thus,

yamomates of the world, unite!

P.S. Originally wanted Megurine Luka to sing this, but only have a Mac…

About the Author

A refugee from Japan. Live in NAFTA. Get hooked on Moe. Moe is opium? Twitter: @MonsieurLamoe

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  1. The Paper Apr 14, 2012

    Is that you MLM? Great voice!

  2. The Paper Apr 14, 2012

    People are going to want to lick your lolipop after listening to that!

    • Monsieur LaMoe Apr 15, 2012

      @The Paper

      LOL! Real girls finally peropero my lolipop? They can even peropero me directly bypassing a catalyst!

      Thanks, yes, that was me. I wanted Megurine Luka to sing this and posted here, but there’s no Mac version so far. So, I had to sing by myself.

  3. Mike Apr 14, 2012

    There totally needs to be a LaMoe album. Great work!

    • Monsieur LaMoe Apr 15, 2012

      @Mike

      Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed! Since you’re a pianist, we should definitely collaborate sometime!

  4. Aniplogs Apr 15, 2012

    Wow Great composition!! I’m not that good in creating songs/poems and whatsoever so I know that you did a great job.

    Didn’t know that there’s a Black Day, Good thing that I’m not Single anymore :P

    • Monsieur LaMoe Apr 15, 2012

      @Aniplogs

      Thank you for the compliment! It’s a bit embarrassing since I don’t get praised this much in real life. :) I’m glad that you enjoyed.

      Ah…how envious…so you’re a riajuu (content with reality, especially in romantic terms) then, LOL.

  5. Aniplogs Apr 15, 2012

    I learned a new term for today, My friend who’s a self proclaimed Otaku told me that I’m not an Otaku. I think I just enjoy anime and stuffs related to it but by Otaku’s own point of view it appears that I’m not really one.

    • Monsieur LaMoe Apr 16, 2012

      @Aniplogs – On what basis? If you claim you’re an otaku who loves anime, then you’re an otaku.

  6. Linda Apr 17, 2012

    Nice! ^_^ Well at least you have way more music talent, than me.. hahah.. Very soothing and dare I say.. summer sounding? What does peropero mean though?

    • Monsieur LaMoe Apr 17, 2012

      @Linda

      Thanks! Nah, I can’t write a blog like you do. Summer sounding, yes, summer samba! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwgnacnku1k The word peropero means “to lick repeatedly.” So, “I peropero 2D girls” literally means “I lick 2D girls thoroughly.” It’s an otaku way of saying, “I heart 2D girls.”

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