Sir, it appears our portable potty fell to Japan…

From Pink Tentacle

The case of the captured mini-UFO (1972)

…Japan has had its fair share of UFO sightings over the years, but few encounters have been as peculiar as the one involving the mini-UFO captured…

Ray’s Take: “Sir, it appears a bunch of our portable potties fell out of our space shuttle and landed in Japan.” “So, what’s the problem?” “Well, sir, these things are biohazard…” “The Japanese are like our doormat and dumping ground for crap. It’s payback for the trade deficit!” “…Uh, What era are you from, sir?”

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