Roid up players? That’s nothing!

From Weird Asia News

Robot Baseball Players Can Pitch and Bat

…so many stories about steroid use in Baseball over the last few years, one has to wonder if the average person even stands a chance at competing without some sort of edge. And now they’ve got another reason to worry…

Ray’s Take: I wonder if the robot can do a split finger fast ball? But you know the scary part is? This arm really does look like the arm of a terminator…No, not “The Terminator” in baseball, it’s that Terminator (har har har). But you know, with HAL installed, perhaps it can beam ball or chase humans outta park with a bat…

HUMAN ERADICATION PHASE ONE COMPLETE.

PHASE TWO IN PROGRESS.

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