B gata H kei – Yamada is MY Wifu – ore no yome

All right, I’m calling it. Yamada is my woman…Er…2D woman, that is. Although I’m faithful and have no interest in building harems in the 2D world or 3D world, I do declare that I want Yamada for myself. Damn straight. XD Of course, you’re welcome to challenge me in a cyber-mortal combat over her, but my pen is mightier than your sword and my tongue is more deadly than a viper’s, so be prepared to lose! OK, onto the reason why I like this character a lot. Don’t worry about spoilers, it really doesn’t mean much in this case. WARNING: STRONG OTAKU MALE BIAS AFTER THE CUTAWAY.

I wonder if most of us are tired of hearing how girls swoon over good looking, even bishonen types who are suave and CHARMIIIIIIING, with charm oozing out of every pore of their bodies, which may be good material for fujoshi and the bishonen-torture-love types. But frankly, for the rest of us, seeing another of these types and women fainting all over him is tiring. In the real life, my friend Chet tells me that at his workplace, if a great looking guy hits on a girl and even going just a little too aggressive, the girl usually just go “oh stop that” and without another peep. But if the guy isn’t so great looking? “Harassment!” By the way, that goes for race, too, which I encountered in college. I snicker and pity the foolish women that don’t realize a lot of these guys have looks but nothing else. Of course not all of them is like that, but for some strange unknown reason, most of them usually are. Some of them even live off their girls! Let me state it plainly: some of them live off their harem! We’re not just talking about women without self-esteem, we’re talking about sensible college graduates; some of them are maybe over 30 years old.

I’m not really sorry when I say: pathetic. But hey, as to those guys, more power to them, eh? That’s the way the world turns. Good for you.

Now, in this show, many things are exaggerated to generate a comical effect. So the male Kinjo is as glittery as the female Kinjo, and they’re both pretty outside but dark and insecure inside. That’s why the female Kinjo can’t stand losing to Yamada and the male Kinjo can’t stand not having girls swarming over him. He gets to play cool.

He sees Yamada. So Yamada will be another easy prey, right? Wrong! She’s independent, sexy, self-reliant, strong with a great sense of self-esteem. If you’re not in her kill zone, please, don’t bother thinking that you can just act like you’re close to her. She’d totally brush you off.

That’s what she did, and that’s why I cheered for her. Hey, being the underdog male, I couldn’t help but cheer for her. She didn’t even feel confused like your classic pretty girls in anime; she just snatched her hand away and practically told the guy to fuck off…Well, OK, she was like, hey don’t act like you can just get close like this. I don’t know ya.

That’s a strong feminine response for ya, folks. And that’s character. Yes, the male Kinjo is great looking and rich and a bag of golden chips, but what does Yamada care? She’s in love with a commoner.

So as a commoner, how can I not love her?

Yamada is my wifu! She’s my queen, my jo-oh-sama.

Have fun with the show and don’t take it too seriously. But enjoy Yamada’s character if you feel a good vibe about her.

P.S. Don’t forget that Tamura Yukarin (Yukarin) is the person voicing her and giving a commanding performance. Yukarin moe!

7 thoughts on “B gata H kei – Yamada is MY Wifu – ore no yome”

  1. LoL! This is really awesome! Yome-sengen! Great Otaku article!

    Yeah, that’s really true about sekuhara. Girls bare their neck for night class vampires, but we are treated like Level-E vampires. Some girls cried when I only sat next to them in my school years. The world’s not fair.

    +30 intellectual women are feeding ikemen? Damn! I thought career women were smarter than that! No wonder I never met any of these women in person. They need to know I’m starving as well! Feed me!

    Why does Kinjo need to kneel in front of Yamada? Do girls like that?

    Anyway, kudos to Yamada!

    1. Kinjo’s just another loser guy with good looks and a pile of money. Reading around the net I discovered that having a pile of money tend to make women open their legs faster. Yeah I know that’s offensive to say but it’s often true.

      I think Kinjo would just creep out Western Girls by kneeling. Damn it isn’t like they want to get married on the spot or something!

      My other friend Danny told me that at his work place, there was this 34 year lady who was smart and attractive, but she was seeing this guy who was less than savory toward her. They broke up a few times but she always ended up calling him or he’d just tell her to get together. I think as women get older they would rather stay with a relationship and try to work things out. Heh.

      I tend to think these guys are more like daywalkers – they think they can fuck both sides.

  2. I thought only prostitutes would do that. Oh, no, politicians too, like Ronald Reagan said it was the 2nd oldest profession. Kissing big money’s ass instead of commoners.

    Ummm, I thought experienced career women were more libertine like Sex and the city. Maybe that’s only in NYC.

    Yamada is the best. Her goal is to get laid with 100 men. Hyakunin-giri!

    1. Yeah, that’s powerful feminine sexuality! XD
      You’d be suprised how people would react in real life about love and romance. The myth that women would rather stay with jerks just because they have something that they just can’t give up is not quite myth. It’s sad but true.

      And no, it’s not prostitution. Having money or having power recognized in today’s world is often a sure way for a guy to get the girl (I wanted to write pu$sy).

  3. I think that’s not a “male otaku bias” but rather a romantic view. The idea that you know who you want and you won’t be swayed is pretty romantic.

    Anyhow, the effect is somewhat dampened by the fact that Yamada is shown to have lots of guys hitting on her. Thinking about it, wouldn’t it be more impressive if a girl that never gets hit on still has the self-confidence to reject a pretty boy?

    1. Touche. Indeed, because she’s so used to being hit on by guys that she probably got sick of slick guys. Here’s the thing: in real life, a girl would be ashamed to admit that. Most would rather entertain the slick guy’s advances over a commoner’s. Then again, this is Otaku fantasy so of course Yamada said no to male Kinjo.

      I guess “romantic view” refers to romantism?

  4. I’m loling heavily these past few weeks. All these articles about women recently are hilarious. I’m going on holiday in October. Meet up with me and we’ll “charm” our way through another country or something.

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