Tag: humor
“Ray Hu’s” True Identity Revealed
BUFFALO, NY – Following a member of Section 9, our reporter busted down Ray Hu’s door and we have discovered his real identity.”Ray Hu”, or…
Editorial: Why We Love Owen S
Owen S, the Great and Illustrious Mind and Founder of the Anime Blogging Collective, is our noble master! Born in a faraway land, it was…
Hirano Aya Not Performing Hahiru Sequel
TOKYO – Today, Hirano Aya announced to the cyber public that she will not be performing voice acting for the upcoming Suzumiya Hahiru sequel at…
Revived Geneon USA Licenses Everything
GRIMES, IA–The once moribund Geneon Entertainment (USA), its fortunes revived by an anonymous $5 billion bequest, has licensed all past, present, and future anime for…
Pokemon Kids Terrorize Kanagawa Neighborhood
KANAGAWA PREFECTURE – At 3 AM today, children in the prefecture of Kanagawa who watched too many Pokemon episodes with lights off on purpose began…
Gendo ’08: A Change the Whole World Can Believe In!
(HT to Furu Anime Panikku. Transcript courtesy of the Diet-3 Daily) Yes, fellow citizens of Earth, the rumor is true. I, Ikari “Mike” Gendo, am…