Anime Blogging Collective War Ends; All Bow Before Owen S
“It was an April Fool’s Day joke, we swear!” former rebels claim before being executed MALAYSIA–the week-long civil war within the Anime Blogging Collective, founded…
“Ray Hu’s” True Identity Revealed
BUFFALO, NY – Following a member of Section 9, our reporter busted down Ray Hu’s door and we have discovered his real identity.”Ray Hu”, or…
Editorial: Why We Love Owen S
Owen S, the Great and Illustrious Mind and Founder of the Anime Blogging Collective, is our noble master! Born in a faraway land, it was…
Hirano Aya Not Performing Hahiru Sequel
TOKYO – Today, Hirano Aya announced to the cyber public that she will not be performing voice acting for the upcoming Suzumiya Hahiru sequel at…
Revived Geneon USA Licenses Everything
GRIMES, IA–The once moribund Geneon Entertainment (USA), its fortunes revived by an anonymous $5 billion bequest, has licensed all past, present, and future anime for…
Pokemon Kids Terrorize Kanagawa Neighborhood
KANAGAWA PREFECTURE – At 3 AM today, children in the prefecture of Kanagawa who watched too many Pokemon episodes with lights off on purpose began…