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Seikon no Qwaser Boob Flood pt. 2

The only thing I can say is…RELEASE THE TITTIE FOUNTAIN!

WARNING: GRAPHIC INTENSIVE + NSFW!!! Enjoy(?) at your own discretion! If you need a good laugh, watch the first 5 minutes of the episode. The ridiculous meter was full. I wonder if Hirano Aya and Fujimura Ayumi was blushing hard when they did the voice over for this episode (and last one)? Hazukashii! Iiya!

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The Seikon no Qwaser Boob Flood

This is Seikon no Qwaser. It makes Queen’s Blade looking child’s play in terms of graphics. It’s even boobier than the manga. So, after the cutaway, it’s buckets of enjoyment for male otaku, boys and men.

WARNING: GRAPHIC INTENSIVE + NSFW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

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Princess Lover 09 – Real anime

Who says anime has to make perfect sense? It’s entertainment! I mean, it’s not like other media such as US comics never had things that didn’t make sense, for example, gravity defying female bodies, impossible stunts (blocking bullets with a hard wooden stick or doing an air flip in the middle of a bullet storm), or having a group with the goal of taking down the rich, while launching an obviously expensive operation only the rich can pull off. Not to mention not having any hard copy backups of information locked somewhere away safe (basic corporate computer security lesson 101).

Of course, one of the points above now makes sense. Having the real perpetrator shot and seemingly dead is an ingenious move – usually that suspect is escapes detection for a while longer. Alas, we saw that kind of plot on TV already (I think in CSI).

But yes, as for the eternal argument (read: recent year argument) that anime must make sense, well hey, it’s good looking girls with big and juicy melons and the day is saved, thanks to:

A few pairs of melons, a wooden sword and one pair of red lucky panties.

It’s another turning off your brain and eat it (quoted Mike) show done almost right.

Princess Lover 07 – Melons can’t stop Nuclear Missiles

Or plots to incite conflicts among small nations. Of course, in real life tiny “Non-Eastern-European” nations won’t have the resource, not to mention the contact to get weapons-grade plutonium – but feel free to correct me. Onto my thoughts.

The last episode officially made the show into a harem competiting for one hapless youngman story. So they’re just going to continue in this path, right? Well, thinking that this show is based on a eroge/bishojo game, I completely forgot how Japanese game makers were quite innovative and imaginative.

So here, we get some serious plot going: the people that killed Teppei’s parent aren’t going away; they come back to kidnap the real princess ( I guess she’ll be with him at the end)!

Go Mario! Go Link! Go, Japanese sword-wielding Samurai-cum-knight!

From this point on, all that’s left for me to enjoy is probably the fight sequences, which I hope they can pull it off well. The overall animation has been decent but it’s the CG age or at least the Computer-aided age. I’m not having my hopes up but hey, I’m watching it for Yuzuki Ryoka and Toyoguchi Megumi‘s voice acting and those wonderfully large melons their characters display fashionable outfits those girls wear. Gosh, I’d love to sleep on their oppai pillows soft and royal beds so I can get a good night’s sleep.

Go and save the princess!

(nice phone dropping animation at the end of this episode.)