In their continued quest to milk the Evangelion cow, Gainax has just released Eva-branded orange juice. And they’re calling it “LCL.” That’s right–LCL, aka the fluid that smells like blood, makes kids choke, and is actually the blood of the Big Mama Goddess Lilith.
All I have to say is: good luck to the marketing team that has to try to sell this.
- Minute Maid 100% Fresh Squeezed Lilith Juice. Made from Angel Concentrate!
- Gainax LCL. For the Goddess in You!
- LCL. Third Child tested, Lilith approved
Ah, to think that this was the show that got me into anime. And now they’re remaking it into a new movie series. Anno, please don’t let me down…even if the rest of Gainax Marketing does.
Any other ridiculous slogans anyone else can think of? Or for other possible ridiculous products?