All right, I’m stone cold sober in order to save money, therefore, I can now write clearly again since my brain now functions! So, let’s freezing!
Ar har har har har…No seriously, the first time I saw the manga’s cover (that’s right, I started reading the manga and buying every volume a couple of years back), I wondered why they had such a generic and pointless name.
Let me back the truck up a little bit. (WARNING: AFTER CUTWAY THERE WILL BE A NSFW PICTURE)
You draw a name from the hat, choosing your secret santa for the season.
Who IS this person you chose? You know nothing about them except that you don’t see them much. You think they have a job, working somewhere, doing something. You believe they exist, as occasionally you see a message posted under one of their million aliases on some forum in the vast interwebs.
The only thing I can say is…RELEASE THE TITTIE FOUNTAIN!
WARNING: GRAPHIC INTENSIVE + NSFW!!! Enjoy(?) at your own discretion! If you need a good laugh, watch the first 5 minutes of the episode. The ridiculous meter was full. I wonder if Hirano Aya and Fujimura Ayumi was blushing hard when they did the voice over for this episode (and last one)? Hazukashii! Iiya!
This is Seikon no Qwaser. It makes Queen’s Blade looking child’s play in terms of graphics. It’s even boobier than the manga. So, after the cutaway, it’s buckets of enjoyment for male otaku, boys and men.
WARNING: GRAPHIC INTENSIVE + NSFW. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who says anime has to make perfect sense? It’s entertainment! I mean, it’s not like other media such as US comics never had things that didn’t make sense, for example, gravity defying female bodies, impossible stunts (blocking bullets with a hard wooden stick or doing an air flip in the middle of a bullet storm), or having a group with the goal of taking down the rich, while launching an obviously expensive operation only the rich can pull off. Not to mention not having any hard copy backups of information locked somewhere away safe (basic corporate computer security lesson 101).
Of course, one of the points above now makes sense. Having the real perpetrator shot and seemingly dead is an ingenious move – usually that suspect is escapes detection for a while longer. Alas, we saw that kind of plot on TV already (I think in CSI).
But yes, as for the eternal argument (read: recent year argument) that anime must make sense, well hey, it’s good looking girls with big and juicy melons and the day is saved, thanks to:
A few pairs of melons, a wooden sword and one pair of red lucky panties.
It’s another turning off your brain and eat it (quoted Mike) show done almost right.