Porco Graffitti on Labor Day

Viva moe pigs! Pigs are dirty animals in Judeo-Christian-Islamic cultures. Even Christ killed pigs by drowning them in the lake. So it’s hard to live as a pig in America. But in turn, Gahaku (Kobayashi Yuu) dearly loves pigs, yes, self-proclaimed Mesu-buta (sow), so we are proud to be moe pigs. She even sings about pigs with Ootsuki Kenji, the lead vocal of Kinniku Shoujo-Tai (means “muscle young girl unit” probably referring to the most famous muscle girl right now, Mikasa). She even impersonates pigs, “Buhi buhi (oink oink).” So, I’m proud to be a moe pig!

Are we filthy? Dirty minded? Moe pigs, buhii over Illya‘s pajama figure. Oh no, girl’s pajama figure is probably the buhiest, so cute that we can’t hold back screaming “buhiiii!” And also Gou-chan from Free! Gou’s pajama is so…I thought I just spotted an angel… That softness is indescribable. Pajama enhances girl’s softness. Yes, I want to have a pajama party with girls. Boston Tea Party, but have Boston Pajama Party, and ultimate skinship!

Is that really dirty? To feel that girls in pajamas are pretty? I just want to hug them. That’s what I fantasize as a pig on Labor Day, which was supposed to be May 1st actually. Why not May Day? May Day was rejected by America and Canada, yes Anglo-Americans. Because they wanted to prevent proletarians from becoming socialists? Well then, this should be May Day then, not Labor Day. No wonder 3-D is tough for proletarians, especially in America, that rejected proletarians to be happy. No wonder we don’t have the right to be lazy. How can we be happy without laziness? That’s why I join May Day and march. And the rest of my limited free time, I watch anime to have moe. So, just like Mokkochi sings about an unpopular girl’s high school life, as an aspiring lyricist (aspiring = chuunibyou), like John Lennon was a proletarian hero, I wrote a poem about a moe pig’s proletarian life, will dedicate this song to Labor Day.

Moe Pigs Out Of Capitalismo

Sky is blue, earth is green
Girl’s room is clean and neat
My room is a nest of NEET
Every minute just beep and tweet

You earn, but IMF wastes your money
Plus IRS gonna steal your tea
Workers are just losers, baby
Left no money and no honey

While sugar babes seek sugar daddies
Dating support piggish sexy saddies
But they contract STD
So they resort to LSD

Then you buy high res LCD
Subscribe to Perfect TV
Then you watch Cartoon Network
Let’s forget about menial works

(Moe pigs, moe pigs, moe pigs drown themselves)

One channel has changed it all
I don’t know what is like to live without Crunchyroll
Everything I do seems don’t mean anything
I don’t know what it takes to stay human being

Watching Disney con cerveza
Miyazaki anime with Helvetica
PA Works rather than DreamWorks
Tari Tari’s Sawa go berserk

Then turn channel to BHO, I mean HBO
Those capitalist bitches of WTO
There’s moan and scream, moan and scream
Over and over from TV screen

(Dirty pigs, dirty pigs, dirty pigs drown themselves)

One channel has changed it all
I don’t know what is like to be an A-hole
Everything I do seems don’t mean anything
I don’t know what it takes to stay human being