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What? That pig slut is more popular than Krauser II???

  Published Date: September 14, 2008  2 Comments on What? That pig slut is more popular than Krauser II???

From ANN –

Haruhi Suzumiya Poser Appears in Canadian Tylenol Ad

…been airing a commercial for Extra Strength Tylenol Rapid Release pain relievers…a brief shot of…Haruhi character or her likeness has appeared in everything from Belarusian chocolate…limited release of tissue boxes…

Krauser III’s take: Why is an untalented pig slut who can’t sing and write her own songs is featured all over the fucking world? FUCK! I wanna do a “ten rapes per second” on her! Oh, Haruhi is a God? Well, I’m the devil from hell, pig slut! I’ve been wanting to fuck a goddess ever since I saw Belldandy on TV, but I guess this bitch takes the cake!

I already killed Haruhi’s parents and I ate them raw! That’s why you never saw them in the anime! I will use one of my 48 signature cop-killing moves – the guitar of cruelty – on her head and use her blood to paint a bloody protest poster! After taking a bite of my special Haruhi’s heart dipped in blood and chocolate sauce, your sweet heart will be ready for the public rape all day long! How about having her brain juice and drink it with some bloody wine? Instant cure for any headache!!! Mwrahahahahaha! I’m a terrorist from hell!

[Disclaimer – Ray loves Haruhi the show, the character, and especially the seiyuu behind her – Hirano Aya. Also, the above comedy bits were inspired by Detroit Metal City, a manga and animation that does not depict real life events including real life behaviors. So children, please do not imitate unless you receive permission from your parents, especially if they are American prudeheads.]

Author: Ray

I'm a hardcore Anime Fan and I'm proud of it. I know so many things and I've acquired so much knowledge you wouldn't believe. But my love is anime. I've been drifting in this world for so long that I don't even know what an anchor means. I've seen so many shows that I've lost count. The only thing I'm sure of myself is that I care for the lowly and disenfranchised. I hate the rich and powerful and I love what I do, or what I can do. I like anime and I don't mind watching different types of shows. I have experience in different types of Japanese animation. I would be called an "expert" in a bizzaro world. One day, I'd like to start a revolution. I love the US, pizza, beer, sashimi, Chinese food, and steak. But I love freshly baked bread more than a well-aged steak. In reality, if I were born Japanese I'd be a real, hardcore Otaku. I love to love and I can hate strongly. I'm passionate in nature and I don't mind shedding tears. I can be reached at rayyhum777 at animediet. My Twitter is rayyhum777 at twitter.

2 thoughts on “What? That pig slut is more popular than Krauser II???”

  1. GO TO DMC!

    Still, I wonder if this trend of escalating visibility in non-sanctioned Haruhi appearances will come to a head in hilarious litigation someday. Kinda sorta do want.

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