Golgo 13 – an asshole writing about a cool dick.

Asshole? Me. Cool dick? DUKE Togo.

Wow, that was an interesting experience. After knowing that the should’ve been-prime minister (and god for Otakus in addition ot Haruhi) Aso Taro-sama (yeah right) love this little manga, I decided that I have to check out the anime!

Well, the only thing I was disappointed was for the lack of acting or facial expression of DUKE…Oh wait, that’s right! He’s tough, he’s rough in bed, and he’s Japanese!

Should’ve know better than to watch an show with an actual manly male lead! I’m so used to watching females leading everything!

But I have to give it to him, he really IS badass.

I don’t think I know anyone in real life who can snipe someone from 2 Kilo away.

I don’t think I know anyone in real life that can take on TEXAS MAFIA (they have Mafia in Texas? Wow they must have HUUUUUUUGE guns and HUUUUUUUUGE plates of pasta)!

I don’t think I know anyone in real life that can make a hooker orgasm 1500 times and still has that stoic face. Steven Segal, Shaft, and Clint Eastwood, step aside!

I never realized Japanese superheros are like this – stoic, cool, extremely careful, silent, and does women like a god.

Damn, he’s good. I actually do respect his character despite my poking fun at this show. I do. This is one hell of a tough son of bitch that I don’t want to piss off. Finally a real tough guy in anime.

Now, the only thing I wonder is that why someone who likes golgo 13 also likes Rozen Maiden…

But DUKE is one tough motherfucker. Good show with one hell of a good, perhaps old fashioned, tough son of a gun. A 100% manly watch.

P.S. I love his name. I think I’m naming my dog “Duke”. But I’ll bet the guys in “Troops” can’t tell the difference. But seriously, a hell of a watch of a real man in anime. Give it a shot if you’re sick of wuss leads.

3 thoughts on “Golgo 13 – an asshole writing about a cool dick.”

  1. Hello Raymond,

    I just stumbled on this website and I love it. Raymond, ur a funny son of a bitch – probably one of the greatest first impressions I’ve read ever. I am going to have to check Golgo 13 out – sounds like a bad motherfuker. Anyways, Anime-Diet, keep up the good work – this site has become my favourite anime blogging site.

    Once again, keep up the good work and keep posting informative, funny, and nonstop profanity on ur reviews

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