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MM 05 with power level over 9000!

It’s WAY OVER 9000!  XD

With hentai power level like that, who isn’t going to fall for him???

IT's OVER 9000!
I'm telling you it's over 9000!

Wow (keep in mind I’m living in hell at the moment)! But, this episode has me LMAO! It’s just what the doctor ordered for a pick me up!

We have a new bishojo who’s crazy about turning everyone in the world into…well, you know.

Taro happens to be the right candidate for that. And you know what?

His hentai power level is OVER 9000! With a power level OVER 9000! You think he can’t save the world with the powers from the hentais all over the world powering him up ala the tree of might??? Or like Sailor Moon SuperS???

Also, remember the psycho/illusion generator in Chaos; gives Head?

Yes, it’s Noah 2. But now, the power of hentai is Noah’s gospel!!!

(Shit, I’m turning Monsieur LaMoe!)

Human Instrumentality Hentai Project??? Brilliant! That’s what we need to save this perversion filled worthless century!

Thanks to Taro, who has hentai power lever OVER 9000, the plan from HIIRAGI NOAH works and everything is funny in this episode!

which anime does this pays tribute to?

Soooo…With Mio stepping on him encouraging him to fight harder, we have Super Seiyan Hentai!!!

(AHHHHH….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…AHHH!!!!)

Did I mention I was laughing my ass off in HELL (Taiwan is hell, don’t doubt it)?

OH, the sad plot…

FUCK IT. LIFE SUCKS AND I WASN’T EVEN REMOTELY TOUCHED.

FUCK IT ALL TO HELL.

The world should be a world of hentai. A-motherfucking-cock-sucking-Jesus-flying-men.

heh.

Oh and, it’s a miracle caused by hentai! Amen! Righteous!

At the end…

IT’S still OVER 9000!

P.S. the last robot is a tribute to Armor Trooper’s scope dog. Is that obscure enough for you?

MM 04 – who are you trying to heal?

Hey guys, have you noticed a pattern here if you’ve been following this show? OK, OK, maybe I’m just stupid and didn’t notice until last and this episode but…

Like hell they’re trying to heal Taro!

Wow. In this episode, all the funny shtick of dating sim pops up and of course, the twists are fun, mad and simple. Taro enjoys it all and everyone is happy.

But…

In the middle of everything, if you’re an anime verteran, you know something is not right with our heroine.

The reason is rather typical if you’re an Otaku from Asia. But after all,

the world is shit and broken and that’s the truth.

What can be said? It’s just another day in Otaku paradise.

May the world really end in 2012 and may the unsaved be forsaken. It’s been taking too fucking long to end the world for their worthless sake. Good riddence.

Mm 03- you cannot knock down this loser!

I know, I know, this is a cheesy plot – Arashiko happens to bump into her abuser from the past and becomes traumatized once more.

However, this is a show for Otaku, so hey, it’s all good. I picture our very own Mr. LaMoe in the role of Tarou and he gets so pissed off about that motherfucker who abused Arashiko, that he goes and challenge him to a fist fight. Even though the asshole is an expert in boxing.

In real life? The girls would’ve protected the asshole. No, seriously. That’s why we have abused victim complex.

Today, we have Mio cooking Tarou on an open flame. Then some crazy antics happen.

But the show is clearly aimed to please us, so Tarou stands up and takes many shots from the asshole. But hey, he’s big M and he can’t fall down. Dude, that’s way awesome. All boxers fall down sometime. But you know who never fell down (even though it was a fiction)?

Jake La Motta. Now, having Tarou, some loser Otaku/M guy doing the same, is like a big pat on our shoulders. At the end of the day, we who don’t have girlfriends, hate men who abuse women and are angry about the women who still love them.

But that’s life. We all know that really happens.

So perhaps I should become abusive?