Zero no Tsukaima Futatsuki no Kishi 1-8: Catching Up, Feeling Guilty, and Loving It

You better not get your hopes up, Louise.

One night, after editing one of our recent podcasts, I couldn’t sleep. Someone from my anime club had told me about Crunchyroll.com and I was randomly browsing through it and I happened to come across the second season of Zero no Tsukaima (Futatsuki no Kishi). I watched episode 1. I didn’t stop until I got to episode 5, the latest one released then. It was 6 AM by then.

I gave Zero no Tsukaima last year’s “Guilty Pleasure” award, because I’m helpless to Rie Kugiyama tsundere power as cheesy, predictable, and cliched as it was, with a pedestrian excuse for a plot by the end, it was competently done cheese. The pacing was smooth and watchable, unlike some other bad shows I could name. The cheeky S&M overtones slapstick humor worked for me. There was a marginal attempt at cleverness with all the plays on the word “Zero.” Saito is the first harem lead I’ve seen that actually enjoys being in one, too! All in all it was one of those easy-to-watch shows that, unlike Nagasarete Airantou, didn’t become merely boring.

Surely you don’t mean THAT kind of wand.

This season offers mostly more of the same, though apparently the “serious” plot starts earlier. Most of it is due to the introduction of Agnes, the Musketeer captain with a dark past and who looks like she might have walked in from a different anime. (One the other blogger on this site has said quite a lot about.) The darker elements start sooner and are a few degrees more intense than in the first season. I’ve already guessed the twist that was hinted at the end of episode 8 a couple of episodes back, though, and considering this show’s track record of predictability, I’m fairly sure I’m right.

The “romance” stuff in this show is even more ridiculous than the first season from the get-go, but that’s why we really watch this show, isn’t it? Naturally, this show’s entire reason for being is for Rie Kugiyama to do her tsundere thing, and for some of the other girls to, ahem, expend even more effort to win Saito like he’s the last male on earth. (My, how desperate they are this season compared to the last!). I’m actually rather disappointed that the boat scene turned out to be something of a red herring (so far), with no apparently lasting change. I do love how they got caught though by the parents. It’s such an archetypal teenage scene–the parents finding their daughter making out with the bad, unsuitable boy from the wrong side of the wand.

I could only imagine if that horndog, harem-loving Saito were dropped into the world of School Days. Somebody would get more than temporarily exploded by a magic wand…oh no. As the upcoming PT Anderson movie puts it: “there will be blood.”

Plus, what was only overtone before is now not only fully admitted, but reveled in.

Louise’s real intentions are revealed.

Certain fetishes are simply meant to be private.

Is it just me? I now find it impossible to watch Louise now without filtering her through Nagi in Hayate no Gotoku. That’s Kugiyama’s best role, I think (though she’s more deretsun in that one), her best developed character, and it’s actually pretty funny seeing the same kind of facial expression on both Nagi and Louise’s face from time to time. For the exact same reason, too.

The eyes have it.

Hey, isn’t that also the Staff of Destruction from ZnT season 1?

One of these days I’m going to have to write another article about the difference between incompetently done dumb and competently done dumb. This show continues in the tradition of the latter. Which means, at least, it’ll be hard to disappoint me too much. It does what it does and does it well enough.

3 thoughts on “Zero no Tsukaima Futatsuki no Kishi 1-8: Catching Up, Feeling Guilty, and Loving It”

  1. I watched this show because of your commentary.

    THIS SHOW IS SO GOOD. I’VE WATCHED THE FIRST EIGHT EPISODES OF THE FIRST SEASON AND IT’S LIKE SO TOTALLY GOOD!!! THE PETTY SCHOOL ROMANCES AND POLITICS, THE SARCASTIC TALKING SWORD (my favorite character in the show), THE WHIPPING, THE WAND-WAVING AND THE BIG BOOBS, THE INCOMPETENT ADULTS… IT’S HARRY POTTER EXCEPT MORE PORNOGRAPHIC AND BETTER.

    (of course I am writing this comment at 2 am at night. Perhaps I’ll give a more objective opinion in the morning).

    BUT UNTIL THEN DON’T YOU EVEN DARE DISS THIS SHOW!!!! SAITO IS MY NEW ROLE MODEL. HE’S OPEN, HONEST, CHIVALROUS, RESOURCEFUL, AND KNOWLEDGEABLE. THIS SHOW IS NOT CHEESE. IF YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT IT I SHALL FLY OVER TO LOS ANGELES AND DUMP A LARGE CRATE OF ROTTEN MILK UPON YOUR SLIMY, PEDANTIC, IMBECILIC HEAD!!!!!!!

    (of course I won’t actually do it because flying to LA would cost several hundred dollars. Furthermore I don’t know where I can get a large crate of rotten milk. Finally, I don’t know where you live. Perhaps you’ll tell me?).

  2. Zhong, the emphasis is as much on the “pleasure” part, if not moreso, than the “guilty” :) I LIKE this show! Being “competent dumb” actually puts it above average for most anime; not this many anime are as consistently funny and engaging, which takes considerable skill and talent. Is it Honey and Clover? No. But that doesn’t mean I don’t like it. So you can save the rotten milk for later! (Plus, the second season does have some genuine surprises and breaks from the harem conventions which you’ll probably appreciate. You were lucky to watch the beginning of the first season, which is still funny even after multiple rewatches–which says something.)

    Incidentally, School Days has taken quite a lot of wrong turns lately in my opinion and in a forthcoming post, I’m going to have to sadly report a lot of my fears I expressed in my earlier article are coming true.

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