Fucking hell cool episode 5 of DMC (actually I already saw 12 but)…

[Disclaimer: OK, from this point on, I’m stone drunk, hating where I’m staying, and has already turned into Super Seiyan Krauser II Mode, so read at your absolute own risk! REMEMBER THIS IS INSPIRED FROM A COMEDY SHOW! PLEASE DON’T DON’T DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY!]

Krauser III: Fucking killing everything and and definitely your own younger brother! God damn piece of fucking shit living in this cock sucking, white men loving (and fucking and sucking) Asia! Finally, my brother is really motherfucking cool! Hezus flying Crist! Finally, my brother realizes that having a penis-like hair cut sucks ass! Good holy fucking god mother fucking and rape one million times damn!

In this capitalist pig beating episode, Negishi goes back home and sees his mother (what, did the lord of hell do this one already? Well fuck you you pig slut, I’ve now seen it in condemned White men’s language – English!) So his mother is the real boss, after all, because she’s not even remotely concerned at all and speaks about it in the smallest and most unimportant tone! Only the boss doesn’t get affected at all!

FUCK! GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKING, COCK SUCKING EVERYONE RAPING OF BLOODY SHIT (the only thing about the fucking Chinese language is that I could say a lot more foul words beyond your worst imagination, in Chinese)!

But, after all, it was my cock sucking little brother, right? So I had to teach him that studying, mowing the grass and helping around the freaking ass house is good. Holy cocking balls Moses!

So yeah, I actually took time in my infinite suspension in hell, and I tutored that sick little bastard! Fuck!

So yeah, stick your cunts out to me, you who are his classmate chickx! Or I’ll go kill your fucking parents into oblivion so they’ don’t actually exist in anime…Ah fuck, no parents really exist in anime already! Shit, why didn’t my hell biting, flaming spewing co-hosts tell me?

AH, fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! Lape! Lape! Lape! Lape! Lape! Lape! Hezuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse motherfucking cock sucking flying Crist!!!!!!! The demon from hell will go fuck all grandiose structures and landmarks of this death-filled pig slut world! A-motherfucking, dick-sucking-men!

The first part is too sickening sweet that I won’t talk about it. It fucking dirties my mouth just to mention it. So capitalist pigs, you can enjoy that shit all you want.

[Disclaimer: The above comedy bits are inspired from Detroit Metal City, an outrageous Japanese anime, and is in NO WAY representing any behavior, any person, any event, and anything else at all, in real life. The views of Raymond Hu DOES NOT REPRESENT the views of Anime Diet, its affiliates, and anyone else involved at all – except Taiwan still sucks the devil’s ass. Please be advised.]

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