All you need is love, right, oniichan? Imouto as chuuni.

Onii-chan Dakedo Ai Sae Areba Kankei Nai yo ne (As Long As There’s Love, It Doesn’t Matter If He Is My Brother, Right!?) お兄ちゃんだけど愛さえあれば関係ないよねっ And for short, oni-ai. 

New imouto anime this coming October. Ahh, the PV is so cute, Yes, oniichan is big brother. And imouto is little sister, or la petite souer in Marimite. Imouto is played by Kido Ibuki, and she sings the OP. The song is amazingly cute. And this new seiyuu is only 14 years old! Yes, she is not acting shōjo, because she is a real shōjo! 14 years old usually falls into the 2nd grade of middle school, yes, chuuni (中二), well known for chuunibyou (中二病 2nd grade of middle school disease)! But she is already a 3rd grader, since she is going to turn 15 this November. But yes, still very young, a prodigy!

Another well known prodigy in Japan is an Enka singer, Sakura Maya. She is 14 years old too, but she is also a chuuni, yes, a 2nd grader! A real chuuni! She isn’t like grownups who still have exceedingly boastful attitude, talking big about hope and future like Obama, deeply immersed in megalomaniac delusions, yes, typical symptoms of the 2nd grader disease. Yes, Peter Pan is going back to childhood, but chuunibyou is think too big of themselves that they’re born with a supernatural talent or see themselves as a hidden genius, but they get easily beaten down when they face the real experts.

Yes, like Amiba from The Fist Of The North Star, I am a genius. I am the chosen one. But how come nobody recognizes me?” Yes, like a messiah complex of self-conceited narcissists believing in providence. Yes, that certain madness. Yes, like me saying, “I’m supposed to be a genius lyricist since John Lennon. But how come no girl is chasing me? Fuck this world. All I need is 2D!” Like Okarin complains to his lab assistant, “I’m a genius mad scientist, but how come you look down upon me?” But Maya-chan is really a huge star in the Enka world. So, she is the real chuuni. A 2nd grader who got a real talent.

Super loli. Oh, Adachi Yumi was. Jodi Foster and Natalie Portman. Genius child actors. If I’m seventeen, oh yes, a fourteen year old sister would be perfect. Lolicons would go crazy. I know a lot of guys despise lolicons like something repugnant, but I know a lot of them are actually closet lolicons, like Okazaki from Clannad. His sis-con side was exposed in public! Clearly he’s a hentai!

Oh yes. I wish I had a little sister. Female siblings. Onee-chan might be good, but I prefer brother complex imouto, especially who has a romantic feeling towards me. Yosuga No Sora was way too detestable, but this one is moe-moe-kyun!!! Yeah, I’m sure gonna check this imouto anime. Yes,

Call me onii-chan or give me death!

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