(Editor’s note: insert your own Eva mind-fuck music in the background!)

Is it coming?

I guess it is!

Are you going on a date with a girl?

No! I’m gay and I’m just pretending!

Why is he gay?

Because I’m practically jumping his bones at every turn…

but he avoids me like the plague!

And he falls asleep in such an obvious environment!

What a jerk? Should I kill him?

No! I love jerks! Hell, I’d fuck him any day!

Why are you gay?

Because at least I’m blunt about it!

Unlike Kageru!

Why are you interested in Otoya, who is gay through and through?

Because women love gays!

Are you a lesbian?

I don’t know.

Is she a lesbian?

Yes.

Are you a lesbian?

I don’t know…

Nabatame Hitomi is in this show and El is played by her "lover" Noto Mamiko
I don’t know!

I don’t know.
(Editor’s note:…Somebody please start fucking somebody…)
About the Author
I'm a hardcore Anime Fan and I'm proud of it. I know so many things and I've acquired so much knowledge you wouldn't believe. But my love is anime. I've been drifting in this world for so long that I don't even know what an anchor means. I've seen so many shows that I've lost count. The only thing I'm sure of myself is that I care for the lowly and disenfranchised. I hate the rich and powerful and I love what I do, or what I can do. I like anime and I don't mind watching different types of shows. I have experience in different types of Japanese animation. I would be called an "expert" in a bizzaro world. One day, I'd like to start a revolution. I love the US, pizza, beer, sashimi, Chinese food, and steak. But I love freshly baked bread more than a well-aged steak. In reality, if I were born Japanese I'd be a real, hardcore Otaku. I love to love and I can hate strongly. I'm passionate in nature and I don't mind shedding tears. I can be reached at rayyhum777 at animediet. My Twitter is rayyhum777 at twitter.
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Oh merciful Name, are you still intending to review this all the way through?
Nope. It’s one of my parodies.