My platonic sex, platonic orgasm, 2D hysteria

Iijima Ai wrote a novel, Platonic Sex. So, platonic means “no skinship.” It doesn’t involve physicality. Yes, sex without skinship. The word “platonic” connotes “spiritual, pure, clean, and dry.” Since Leviticus says discharge is unclean, clean orgasm is dry orgasm, thus dry orgasm is platonic orgasm. Physical world, natural world, 3D world, body is unclean, and spiritual word, supernatural world, 2D world, spirit is clean and pure, so holy and sacred.

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Except for Aku No Hana, 2D is cleaner than 3D.

Orgasm is achieved in a hysteric experience  Yes, group hysteria. That can be a concert. The Paper had orgasm at the L’Arc concert. But, I bet his orgasm wasn’t dry. When was the last time I had dry orgasm? I think Kyary Pamyu Pamyu’s concert. When she sang RGB, it totally carried me away to a different world. Astral projection. Ziggy Stardust type of performance was so heavenly.

And also, the vocaloid concert at PMX2012. Many criticized that the 3D projected Mikus were horrible. But I found it really sexy. That silhouette, curve, midriff, erotic butt movement, shaking zettai ryoiki, yes, that visual stimulation was effing awesome. Totally a feminine body that was swaying to the song, Eazy Dance, to which I cummed without discharge. So, I didn’t need to take a shower after that as the Bible instructs to do.

Oh yes, a miserable skinshipless life. And that leads to contagious magic, i.e., indirect skinship, and indirect sex, yes, fetishism. My version of “platonic sex” since it doesn’t have actual skinship. Like Kasuga steals and smells his crush’s buruma. Smell fetish. You can’t directly connect to a girl, so you connect indirectly through her scent. Oh, man. Saeki is soooo angel. She was like, “Actually it made me happy when I found out you were the one stole my buruma.” Whaaaatttt???? Wow, I didn’t expect that at all. So, it was beyond my wildest dreams that contagious magic could work that much! Then, let’s beg, borrow or steal buruma!

I made obento…

Also, cooking fetish. Yes, you want to eat an obento made by your crush. Through her home-made cooking, you get sexually connected to her like Eucharist. Yes, obento is an extension of her things-in-themselves. “I made obento for you!” Obento is indeed sensuality! And that cooking fetish is also proven valid in the Mexican film, Como Agua Para Chocolate.

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Smelling Saeki’s buruma. Smell fetish. Best aromatherapy.

I think voice fetish is like that. You connect yourself indirectly to an idol seiyuu. The greatest archetype invention by Kawamori, that the idol saves the world and the universe. And you want to be saved by Lynn Minmei, or Lanka Lee. I was at AX2010, the Macross F concert. Yes, the voice of Lanka (cv Megumi Nakajima) resonates and vibrates your eardrums. So, indirectly, you get connected to her by aero-vibration. Yes, her voice is a natural vibrator to your eardrums. And you get intense pleasure from that, causing dry orgasm.

Same thing, you always want to call a girl you have a crush on and hear her voice and touch yourself. You can make up an excuse like, “Oh, Sorry. I mean to call my other friend, but I just got my new phone, so I’m still figuring out. So, how are you doing?” Yes, through phone call, you achieve oneness with her. If physically impossible, at least by radio wave. That’s what a medium is for. That’s why I’m an anime supremacist as a shravaka (i.e., voice fetish otaku). From manga, you can’t hear any voice. No sensation in my eardrums. Well, VOMIC (voice + comic) is still valid though.

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So, you buy a Minmei doll of Macross. That is imitative magic, since a Minmei figure/doll is an imitation of Minmei, just like voodoo dolls. Yes, you pet that Minmei figure and get orgasm. And a picture of 2D girl on a pillow, yes, Dakimakura, you hug it and reach climax. Also, you get a snapshot of a crush, use it for okazu, and also save it as your phone’s wallpaper. And if nobody finds out after three weeks, then your wish comes true; she becomes your girlfriend! School Days jinx! That’s the imitative magic. Yes, her photograph is her shadow, which is also an extension of her. Shadow fetishism! In other words, cavemen’s fetishism!

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So, what is the goal of both contagious and imitative magic? To get connected to Tayun Tayun, in other words, things-in-themselves! Yes, to reach Tayun Tayun, like Mao’s hand aims at the future. To get Tayun Tayun in our hands!

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2 thoughts on “My platonic sex, platonic orgasm, 2D hysteria”

  1. I wouldn’t consider this platonic sex. It’s more like a Fetish or just plan platonic to me and I should know I have fetish for eye shapes and colors. I use to have friend in high school and every time I saw him I would blush at the site of his big beautiful brown eyes. Yes does bring me pleasure to see him but not sexually. This goes the same for voice actors and anime female characters. Dry organism lol…actually I don’t know any one who has done that or if it’s humanly possibly. Plus your either dry or you organism. I don’t know if your being literal or you got some jokes because you really trolled me. But I love this article and thought of my boyfriend since he loves 2D and Miku and Kyary and since 3D technology is growing I will soon be replaced by android but let’s hope in won’t happen in my or his life time.

    1. @Ash2Bear

      LOL. Nah, you won’t be replaced, even if haptic technology advances. This is more like substitution than replacement to us, since we otaku are mostly unpopular guys never been kissed in high school.

      Oh, eye fetish. That’s interesting. I learned something new today. I’ve been googling girl’s fetishism, and so far found a hand fetish is pretty common among girls. So, that’s new. Maybe I should start wearing mascara then. So, you blushed yourself every time you saw his big brown eyes in high school? How cute!

      Thanks for sharing, and thanks for stopping by.:)

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