New Year’s over and Valentine Season again??? Give me a break. This world, 3D, is surely built for riajuu. Well, I have no choice but be anti-Valentine preemptively, so I won’t be gullible to chocolate companies conspiracy, this capitalism custom. So, here’s Kimo-ota No Hikigatari Part 3. Part 2 was “At Least Be My Okazu,” an ode to Inaban in Kokoro Connect. Yes, how awesome 2D girls are, they will sexually objectify me, even making me their okazu!
Here are the lyrics:
Kimo-ota No Hikigatari: Part 3
that I really want to say she is hot
that I need to avoid
Those girls are crazy
they ask me to become their sexual fantasy
which is okazu, the okazu
I’m happy to become
That I really want to claim they are mine
We dudes would fool around
These guys are crazy
They want them to appear in their wet dreams
They are otakus, repulsive ones
That I’m associated with
The worst of all among otakus
That’s what perorists do
The best of all among okazus
That’s what onanists do
I want to be Seigneur, earning Droit Du Seigneur, or the Right of Master. Yes, meijin (Master), like Hikaru-no-Go, Chihayafuru, Master of Go, Master of Karuta, Master of Shougi, Master of video game like Takahashi Meijin in BTOOOM! For craftmanship like costume-making, meister (master). And for music composer or conductor, maestro (master). Yes, I want to be the Master. But only genius with perseverance gifted by the intelligent designer can be the Master. Unfortunately, I don’t have none. So, I go to maid cafe to be goshujin-sama (master). But that’s yet to be realized since there aren’t any maid cafe until another con comes up. So, my only choice left now is to be an onani master by ogling 2D girls. Master of onanism! Yes, like Onani Master Kurosawa!
10 thoughts on “Anti-Valentine Kimo-ota’s ode, feat. Megurine Luka”
Just like the last song, I don’t know what to say…
Well, it’s a kimo-ota’s song, so ippanjin may find repulsive…
Actually, can’t believe I didn’t think of it before. I know the PERFECT thing to say. If you keep writing songs like this, in twenty years, everyone will want to lick your lolipop!
LOL yeah, well, twenty years…that’s too long, I don’t have that perseverance to be the master. Clinton had perseverance to be the master of America, so his lolipop was licked and even acquitted. Everything is permitted for the master! So, I should go to maid cafe, so I can be the master right now! Awaiting for a maid cafe to be open in California!
I pick twenty because that was what Hyde/Tetsuya said at MSG.
Cool! Yet, fast-track or short-cut is what I need, and that is maid cafe!
Heeeeeeyyyyy I like the melody for this song!! Great work MLM.. ^_^
Thank you, Linda! It gives me aspiration to write more!
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