Zeonists’ Bonfire

From ANN

Man Arrested for Burning Down Home over Gundam Models

… Kasai City near Kobe have arrested a 29-year-old factory worker…his mother had gotten rid of…

Ray’s Take: “Sieg Zeon! Sieg Zeon! Sieg Zeon!” The crowd surrounding the home shouted. “Stand up, citizens, and support us in our fight against tyranny!” Said one unemployed 42-year-old man holding a plastic model of Zaku I, the initial antognist nation mecha featured in Gundam 0079.

The crowded cheered as he preached standing on a crate creaking under his weight with the 29-year-old factory worker’s home burning in the background. “The Earth’s gravity is weighing us down on the path to evolution!” He added.

The MP from the Earth Federation has already arrested a score of these Zeon supportors, or “Zeonists”, as they termed, but the protest continues even as we speak…

…OK, reality check…DUDE JUST GO OUT AND BUY SOME MORE!!! DUH!

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