What? That pig slut is more popular than Krauser II???

From ANN

Haruhi Suzumiya Poser Appears in Canadian Tylenol Ad

…been airing a commercial for Extra Strength Tylenol Rapid Release pain relievers…a brief shot of…Haruhi character or her likeness has appeared in everything from Belarusian chocolate…limited release of tissue boxes…

Krauser III’s take: Why is an untalented pig slut who can’t sing and write her own songs is featured all over the fucking world? FUCK! I wanna do a “ten rapes per second” on her! Oh, Haruhi is a God? Well, I’m the devil from hell, pig slut! I’ve been wanting to fuck a goddess ever since I saw Belldandy on TV, but I guess this bitch takes the cake!

I already killed Haruhi’s parents and I ate them raw! That’s why you never saw them in the anime! I will use one of my 48 signature cop-killing moves – the guitar of cruelty – on her head and use her blood to paint a bloody protest poster! After taking a bite of my special Haruhi’s heart dipped in blood and chocolate sauce, your sweet heart will be ready for the public rape all day long! How about having her brain juice and drink it with some bloody wine? Instant cure for any headache!!! Mwrahahahahaha! I’m a terrorist from hell!

[Disclaimer – Ray loves Haruhi the show, the character, and especially the seiyuu behind her – Hirano Aya. Also, the above comedy bits were inspired by Detroit Metal City, a manga and animation that does not depict real life events including real life behaviors. So children, please do not imitate unless you receive permission from your parents, especially if they are American prudeheads.]

2 thoughts on “What? That pig slut is more popular than Krauser II???”

  1. GO TO DMC!

    Still, I wonder if this trend of escalating visibility in non-sanctioned Haruhi appearances will come to a head in hilarious litigation someday. Kinda sorta do want.

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