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Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147

The Onion

Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147

TOKYO —”Our society [is] temporarily reverting to a pre-cyberunification era,” said prime minister Shinzo Abe, speaking non-telekinetically for the first time.

The best parts include the “Procross Buster Quasigravitic Lensing Frame,” the “Asahi Ultima Crisis,” and “Trinity Flow,” the harmonic frequency that connects everyone cybernetically. Cheeseball anime and manga writers couldn’t have said it better.

Studios, start your pens! And now, for me, back to reading more theology.

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