As spring approaches, Valentine’s Day is upon us, and even the most hardened anime otaku’s thoughts must turn to love.
Though some resist this destiny, I will not run, scream, or fight. I have always been of the opinion that the most important decisions are those you make in an instant and stick with for a lifetime.
Therefore, in accordance with time-honored tradition,
And now, for the waifu candidates:
Gia – She sings beautifully.
Jennkei – An engaging commenter who makes apricot waffles!
Erica Dodd – Self-described fangirl who apparently shares my sense of humour.
Anyash – The MMO-playing, bishounen-loving mastermind behind Emperor Chipmunk Wakamoto.
Usagijen – Highly proficient at Japanese, she graciously takes the time to show the ropes to others. She helpfully self-identifies as a “future MILF.”
Stringedsonata – Figure collector and lover of intelligent talk. Just don’t ship US/UK in her presence.
mefloraine – Starcraft gamer, yandere theorist, and fanart aficionado. One day we must have a match!
Coldv – With her zombie-killing prowess, she’s like a Jane Austen character!
Honya-chan – Artist known for her “Yuri on the chalkboard” series. She’s got a family all planned out!
In closing, this Valentine’s Day, I must issue a heartfelt plea:
. . . Oh wait, what’s that? You wanted to see 2d waifus?
Well. I guess I’ll have to make another article.