Category Archives: Songs

Original songs, recorded and written.

Attack On Titan: Ode to Mikasa’s 6 pack abs.

As I wrote before, Mikasa’s abs were shocking, even more shocking than cannibalism from Attack On Titan. Continue reading Attack On Titan: Ode to Mikasa’s 6 pack abs.

Video: “Kokoro no Senritsu” (Tari Tari ED 6), by Momotama—feat. gendomike


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Every once in a while, I team up with the musical duo Momotama to play an anisong or two live. Here’s Momotama singing the wonderful insert/ED from Tari Tari, “Kokoro no Senritsu (Melody of the Heart),” featuring yours truly on piano, at Anime LA 2013. Sorry this video is so late in coming. I’ve also included a downloadable audio file for your listening pleasure too. Enjoy! (NOTE: you may need to turn off your adblocker on this page to see the video.)

And if my less-than-perfect playing doesn’t quite satisfy, here is a gif to make you happy.

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Anti-Valentine Kimo-ota’s ode, feat. Megurine Luka

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New Year’s over and Valentine Season again??? Give me a break. This world, 3D, is surely built for riajuu. Well, I have no choice but be anti-Valentine preemptively, so I won’t be gullible to chocolate companies conspiracy, this capitalism custom. So, here’s Kimo-ota No Hikigatari Part 3. Part 2 was “At Least Be My Okazu,” an ode to Inaban in Kokoro Connect. Yes, how awesome 2D girls are, they will sexually objectify me, even making me their okazu!

Here are the lyrics:

Kimo-ota No Hikigatari: Part 3

Inaba Himeko
that I really want to say she is hot
Yuno Nagatsuma
that I need to avoid

Those girls are crazy
they ask me to become their sexual fantasy
which is okazu, the okazu
I’m happy to become

Loli Yōjo
That I really want to claim they are mine
Yuri shōjo
We dudes would fool around

These guys are crazy
They want them to appear in their wet dreams
They are otakus, repulsive ones
That I’m associated with

Kimo-ota
The worst of all among otakus
Pero pero
That’s what perorists do

Rikka Takanashi@@@@
The best of all among okazus
Shiko shiko
That’s what onanists do

I want to be Seigneur, earning Droit Du Seigneur, or the Right of Master. Yes, meijin (Master), like Hikaru-no-Go, Chihayafuru, Master of Go, Master of Karuta, Master of Shougi, Master of video game like Takahashi Meijin in BTOOOM! For craftmanship like costume-making, meister (master). And for music composer or conductor, maestro (master). Yes, I want to be the Master. But only genius with perseverance gifted by the intelligent designer can be the Master. Unfortunately, I don’t have none. So, I go to maid cafe to be goshujin-sama (master). But that’s yet to be realized since there aren’t any maid cafe until another con comes up. So, my only choice left now is to be an onani master by ogling 2D girls. Master of onanism! Yes, like Onani Master Kurosawa!

Kimo-ota’s ode to Xmas Eve, featuring Megurine Luka

I dedicate this song to Inaba Himeko (cv: Sawashiro Miyuki), who entirely shocked my otaku world. Inaba Himeko is the heroine from Kokoro Connect, and the first time ever heard that a girl confessed to a guy, “I’ve made you my okazu. (I’ve masturbated to you).” As an otaku, it was the most shocking moment of the year 2012. Okazu is a sexual fantasy for masturbation, or any source like gravure model photos. Yes, sexual stimulant!

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Moe Day! October 10th, celebrating with Megurine Luka.

Happy Moe Day! In kanji, Tenth (十日) + October (十月) = Moe (萌). So, here I present a song featuring Megurine Luka.

So basically, I redid a Black Day song, I peropero 2D Girls, with Luka on vocal. I originally wrote this song for Luka, but didn’t have her at that time. But finally I got her now. Yes, her voice (CV: Yuu Asakawa, a bimajo of the seiyuu world) is perfect for bossa nova, my style!

From now on, I can record songs without my crappy voice. Yes, female voice has always been my dream. I wish I had that voice but I was born male unfortunately. And I don’t have any 3D girl to sing my songs either since otaku songs are “perverted” in the eyes of general folks, ippanjin, so yes, this proves my point that 2D girls such as Luka are better than 3D girls! She’s a manna for hentai-shinshi (perverted gentleman)!

And the good thing about Luka is she can sing in English. Still, some pronunciations aren’t as clear as Japanese though, and it also makes me re-realize how complicated the language English is. Too many consonants and vowels for the vocaloid to utter sounds clearly, which makes it extremely difficult to program. How come this obnoxious idioma idiota has become a world language? F@cking imperialism. Colonialism’s sin is still intact, but I got no choice but to deal with it. Maybe there’s a trick to make pronunciations clear, but still haven’t found yet. So, I put the lyrics below, since some words aren’t clear enough.

Anyway, this is the first attempt, yes, for the very first time~♪ I was once a vocaloid virgin, but today, I hereby declare that I lost my virginity to Luka! And I thought Moe Day was the perfect day!

“Peropero” is a licking sound in Japanese, which basically has replaced “moe moe kyun.” So, now today can be Peropero Day. I have a moe on 2D girls = I peropero 2D girls! So there you go!

I Peropero 2D Girls

All I want is kiss, for Paradise Regained
So I snuck the drink she had, *Dokupe’s Lonely Hearts
Indirectly I had skinship with her

But she caught my sin, and she grabbed her phone
She said, “Noli Me Tangere (Don’t you get near me). Or I will call the cops!”
Won’t she ever get I was in love with her?

Those 廃人(drug addicts) have found LSD
But we the 2D girl addicts are gonna find true love in 2D
We’re gonna build our own harem of loli, tsundere, twin tail
But you see, all I taste is just LCD

So I peropero twin tail
Peropero tsundere
Peropero yandere
Loli/yojo peropero
Peropero peropero
But taste of my tears mixed with LCD

*Dokupe – An abbreviation of “Dr. Pepper” in Japanese.

 

Black Day, single awareness day…

Black Day again… Even Christ talks about us singles (incels), “there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others.” So, here I present a jisaku-poemu song as a chuuni lyricist.

Valentine’s Day without any chocolate, thus failed to celebrate White Day…while seeing icha-icha (lovey dovey) couples walking down the street, holding each other’s hands giggling, your soul gem suffers first degree burns, can’t help but scream, “Riajuu must explode!”

St. Valentine’s Lonely Heart’s Club Band? Give me a break. Rather paint it black with Dokupe (Dr. Pepper) besides black sauce of jajangmyeon. Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band… Is that gonna quench our thirst, which is exactly Sehnsucht in German, or Saudade in Brazilian?

So, let us celebrate Black Day! 

I Peropero 2D Girls

All I want is kiss, for Paradise Regained
So I snuck the drink she had, *Dokupe’s Lonely Hearts
Indirectly I had skinship with her

But she caught my sin, and she grabbed her phone
She said, “Noli Me Tangere (Don’t you get near me). Or I will call the cops!”
Won’t she ever get I was in love with her?

Those 廃人(drug addicts) have found LSD
But we the 2D girl addicts are gonna find true love in 2D
We’re gonna build our own harem of loli, tsundere, twin tail
But you see, all I taste is just LCD

So I peropero twin tail
Peropero tsundere
Peropero yandere
Loli/yojo peropero
Peropero peropero
But taste of my tears mixed with LCD

*Dokupe – An abbreviation of “Dr. Pepper” in Japanese. A favorite drink of KamiMemo‘s Alice, and also Steins;Gate‘s Okarin and Chris.

Day of Yamome (single). ヤモメイト Yamomate (yamome + mate) just like otomate (otome + mate). Thus,

yamomates of the world, unite!

P.S. Originally wanted Megurine Luka to sing this, but only have a Mac…

Cacophony To Valentine’s Day

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Otaku In The Mirror/watashi no kare wa hikikomori

Kyun Kyun, Kyun Kyun, watashi no kare wa hikikomori!

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Makenai Play “Don’t Say Lazy” Live–For Us

And here’s our friends from Makenai, playing live at The Terrace in Pasadena–and dedicating their cover of “Don’t Say Lazy” just for us! They’re wonderful folks, go and check out their website at http://myspace.com/makenaiband!

You can also check out a studio recording of their cover here as well–over 3,000 downloads so far! Join the crowd.

Ode To Black Day

Black Day comes again… Feb. 14th is Valentine’s Day, Mar. 14th is White Day, and Apr. 14th is Black Day. My fellow Otaku, let’s celebrate this day by eating Jajangmyeon at a Korean noodle shop. But first, let me present you this song “Otaku Bossa” to commemorate this bleak day.

またブラック・デーが来てしまった。。。2月14日はバレンタイン、3月14日はホワイト・デー、そして4月14日がブラック・デーです。オタクのみなさん、一緒に韓国麺料理店でチャジャンミョンを食べようではありませんか!でも、その前に、この曲「Otaku Bossa」でこのみじめな日を祝わせてください。

Lyrics below: (以下歌詞)

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