Three weeks ago, Anime Diet was seized by Kyubey in a hostile takeover, in order to drive innocent girls to make Puella Magi contracts. We all know the tragic consequences of these devilish deals and it was only through great effort and struggle that the site was restored to normal. And now that all is [...]
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From the Diet 3 Daily – Friends, fans, comrades, citizens and pedastrian A, B, or C of Anime Diet/Diet 3, hear us! Since the June/July period began, we have been preparing to venture once again into the arena called convention coverage. It promises to be a big battleground. We shall establish our fort and bravely [...]
WASHINGTON – In a surprise move today, US President Barack Obama issued an official Executive Order that from henceforth it is now legal for individuals in the United States of America to marry fictional 2D characters. “We have seen progress my friends, and it has come from the east,” Obama said, citing recent advances in [...]
As spring approaches, Valentine’s Day is upon us, and even the most hardened anime otaku’s thoughts must turn to love. Though some resist this destiny, I will not run, scream, or fight. I have always been of the opinion that the most important decisions are those you make in an instant and stick with for [...]
Anime Diet East will be spreading its banner and once again making the sacred pilgrimage to New York for the New York Anime Festival. Oddly enough, the only set items on the schedule are the Del Ray pre-party, the Yui Makino concert, and a certain karaoke gathering for those of exceptionally refined taste and articulation. [...]
From the Diet 3 Daily – Bangkok, Thailand, Sept. 3, 2009. Our reporters discovered with much shock that the overlords of Anime Diet, Maike, AKA Ikari Gendo and Jeromy Jagi, AKA Giga J, were sharing a bed together! Upon hearing the news, Rayder, AKA Krauser III, was so shocked that he only said: “Freaking traitors! [...]
From The Diet 3 Daily – August 27, 2009, somewhere under Tokyo, Japan. Chief Aramaki indicated at a certain gathering that the current Japanese politics is murky at best and the best direction for the people is not up to Section 9, or any other sections at the Public Security. However, our inside source caught [...]
From the editor’s desk at the Diet 3 Daily – The investigators from the Diet 3 Headquarters, which is located somewhere underground Tokyo, launched an investigation on the recently completed Federation secret weapon, also know as Gundam, a Mobile Suit not too much unlike our own Rayder’s Dark Custom Suit, and discovered a shocking truth [...]
It has been confirmed that Johannes Krauser III will be on tour through major US cities, specifically near major landmarks. The name of the tour is called: “Grease your behind tour”. However, apparently the only behinds that will need greasing are the ones owned by major landmarks. “Watch out, Golden Gate Bridge! It’s time for [...]
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